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Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

Blithering 

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.
The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.
Blithering by FeO2 August 27, 2010

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

Bingering the witness 

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.
"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
Bingering the witness by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021