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BEIJING CORN 

THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE

Beijing Corn 

Corn so good you can taste the ultimate failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get
a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.

Beijing Cafe 

Sketchy chinese restaurant where all the shit goes down
Kenny Kalman beat the shit out of Oleum in the alley behind Beijing Cafe after an illegal Mahjong game in the basement
Beijing Cafe by Naked Wahadi December 3, 2016

e-begging 

When someone on the internet asks strangers for money with little or no benefit to the strangers paying.
''I personally dislike the act of e-begging.''
e-begging by Arsixma July 18, 2020

Soft Begging 

The act of begging someone indirectly. To hint at what someone wants to another person without actually begging for it in the hopes the other person will offer their help.
That girl tried soft begging me for a massage..."I'm so stressed...i need a massage, but it cost too much'...lol.
Soft Begging by Walt McNally October 28, 2010

dulwich college beijing 

Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.

Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"