zaphod beeblebrox 

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

zaphod beeblebrox by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

Beefless beef 

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

Beefless beef by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

beetlesnake 

A beetlesnake is a person who shows up out of nowhere and you feel like they’re being sneaky or just a joke calling someone a funny name.

Look at this beetlesnakeover there watching us!

beetlesnake by Cjsoto48 June 22, 2018

beetles 

misspelling of the greatest band in history,the beatles

i dont know how to spell but thats ok!

beetles by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003

beerlesque 

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

beerlesque by black@heart February 24, 2013

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm by les misanthrope November 27, 2012