Skip to main content

becoming a badass 

1. Always wear a leather jacket
2. Have a bitch
3. Fuck her right in the pussy
4. You will soon be a badass
I learned the history of becoming a badass
becoming a badass by anonymous July 23, 2014

Becoming Tha Hose 

Making love to a Wall Duct from a home ducted vacuming system.

Origin: A friend was talking about getting a ducted vacume system at his home. It was the logical lead on from such conversation.
"Dude, last night I became the hose"
"I walked in and this dude was becoming the hose."
Becoming Tha Hose by Staggaz June 9, 2004

becoming brothers 

"Its kinda weird becoming brothers with a friend"-
becoming brothers by Kuro.- March 31, 2019

Becoming a Witch 

The cost of realizing that you’re stupid... so stupid. Technically a Madoka Magica reference.
Oh god she’s Becoming a Witch! And she was a-head of the game, too...”
Becoming a Witch by TealCross October 17, 2019

Becoming Caine 

When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.

Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"

But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.
Becoming Caine by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021

Becoming: AI 

There is a non-technological type of AI on the block and her name ain't Jenny, Sophia, or #TheLightWeCarry.

Becoming: AI is when your supernatural philosopher's stone (divine heart) turns into a heart of stone (robot heart).
It's devastating and evident to see humans Becoming: AI throughout this Russo-Ukrainian War.
Becoming: AI by Sjoewee October 6, 2022