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To touch a foul ball and get blamed for your team losing the series even though the second baseman, who gets paid millions of dollars booted the next ball that could have ended the inning
Retarded Cubs Fan: Can you believe bartman touched that ball?

Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.

Batmanned 

(Verb). To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.
"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
"I just got Batmanned and now have severe internal bleeding."
Batmanned by GraveRobber445 August 23, 2011
"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"
bartman by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004

Batmanned 

To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman
Batmanned by FluffyWilliam August 31, 2013
to reach for a foul ball and blow your team's chance to go to the world series for the first time since your grandpa was 8; to be Bill Buckner's best friend; to be a hero in Miami
He pulled a bartman on Alou
bartman by schlong October 15, 2003

Batmanned 

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned
Batmanned by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012