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bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005
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(verb); the intense and merciless slapping of banana peels onto another human or animal.
person 1: bro did u see amazingphil's new video? he tricked dan with a fake banana peel telling fortune and then got slapped with it!

person 2: no way! now that's what you call babuse!
babuse by moniq4e May 21, 2017
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Rais Bages with Creams 

Raisin bagel with cream cheese on it. Usually found at your local convenient store, or like a Dunkin' Donuts or something. Usually good for a quick, cheap snack after school.
Customer: "Can I have a rais bages with creams?"

Cashier: "What?"
Rais Bages with Creams by Krofan January 6, 2010

Badushka 

It is a variable word meaning anything you want it to mean. (Pronunciation is Ba-Douche-Ka.)
Dude your mom is so Badushka.

There was some Badushka on his shoe we weren't sure what it was.

Dude last night was so Badushka.
Badushka by ATG1795 March 16, 2010

The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
Filipino word meaning 'goodbye'. Used in Tagalog and Bisaya, but usually only for females.
girl 1: "I'll see you soon, bye"
girl 2: "okay, babush!
Babush by El Jamal Jamal July 30, 2016

Badussy wars 

THE BADUSSY WARS IS A WAR THAT KILLDED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND IT TOOK PLACE IN 1904-1991 many people are still have scars from these tramatic events. Onkia Nickole maraj (the leader of the barbs) was sadly a victim of these events and sadly passed due to one of the Cardashians shooting her in the forehead
I was so sad about what happened during the badussy wars
Badussy wars by Badussy wars July 7, 2022