Rub some bacon on it 

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

Rub some bacon on it by Sid potter December 16, 2016

put some bacon on it 

it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it

my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"

put some bacon on it by MS_JAMES December 6, 2016

Throw Some Bacon on It 

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

Throw Some Bacon on It by Samiee15 October 8, 2016

Bacon hard-on

An erect penis wrapped in cured meat

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

Bacon hard-on by Booby Joo July 12, 2018

Gang Bangin' On Bacon 

Being mad or upset early in the morning

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!

Gang Bangin' On Bacon by BDB_ September 2, 2016

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Ya dad on bacon scruts 

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

Ya dad on bacon scruts by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004