Average Homeboy

A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.

White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever

Average Homeboy by NegativeFeedback May 18, 2006

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

Sicker than your average by Eurostance November 28, 2010

Crackerbread average 

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

Crackerbread average by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

jack average 

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

jack average by adelews October 2, 2007

jack average 

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."

jack average by adelews September 22, 2007

average white girl 

A creature that often posts pictures of Starbucks on Instagram and wears yoga pants, and ugg boots and ALWAYS has an iPhone i her hand

Average white girl

average white girl by Teller of truths November 11, 2013

Average Bro 

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man

He is an average bro

Average Bro by Abeshaboi May 18, 2004