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Pick me ass bitch. 

Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
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Don't wipe your ass with me! 

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

Pick Me Ass Bitch 

"A woman who supports the patriarchy because they benefit from it personally"
Whore that I am, Athena and Hera were such pick me ass bitches. I bet they wouldn't want to open Hidden Arsenal in a progression series.
Pick Me Ass Bitch by Leo Voltara September 7, 2021
The ultimate sarcastic phrase with a southern twist. Often referred to as " My Ass" and can be willingly interchanged .Commonly used in the south where in the instant they're trying to bait you into stating your opinion on something which also happens to be wrong.
Ex':

P2: who do you think has the best defense in the NFL
P1: The Eagles have the best defense in the league
P2(non usage): Best defense my ass!!
P2(usage): have the best defense me Ass
me ass by DIMKI November 14, 2015

Fuck Me Ass 

When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them
Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed

Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"

Dating

Scotswoman
Fuck Me Ass by soupguy21 May 1, 2017

pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.

fake ass pick-me 

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
fake ass pick-me by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023