Arsenal 

Probably the best damn soccer team in the English Premier League. Much Better than Man U

Hey look, Arsenal won the F.A. cup again

Arsenal by man u sucks February 15, 2005

Arsenal 

the best football team in the premier league who are way better than man u. But they cheated to beat us in the semi final of the champions league this wednesday!!!

Arsenal supporter: We lost the semi finals of the champions league.

Manchester united supporter: I know we played very very well.

Arsenal supporter: Shut up your team cheated everybody knows that!!!!

Arsenal by ARSENAL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! May 9, 2009

Arsenal 

1. A team who is better than Tottenham Hotspur
2. A team who do not spend money

“Arsenal are relegated”
Some guy “ NUUUUUUUU!”
Spurs fan “ GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!”

Arsenal by the f.a January 8, 2019

Arsenal 

A football Team but also a nice way of saying Arse

You're an Arsenal

Arsenal by Ancient Knowledge February 4, 2015

Arsenal 

The best damn soccer/football team in the world.

Hey look, Arsenal beat Man Utd in the FA Cup! In penalties!

Arsenal by Gooner May 29, 2005

arsenal 

Team who set the standards for how football should be played

Arsenal 5-1 Crystal Palace

arsenal by James Adams May 13, 2005

Arsenal 

The greatest football team in the world with a great history, current F.A Cup holders. Soon to move to the most technically advanced stadium in European football.The average age of the squad is about 24, and titis staying for a long time yet.Doesnt spend 2000 million pounds each summer yet still succeed, unlike the Chelsea rent boys and the Manchester Buccaneers...

Care Free!
wherever you may be,
cause chelsea aint got no history,
Lampards fat,
the rest are queer,
and they aint won the league for about a month and a half....

Arsenal by Sir Wenger The Mightiest June 9, 2005