Apoblogetic

The attitude of somebody who has a blog, doesn´t take care of it and feels guilty about that. Once each two or three months he writes some pathetic words of excuse for not having updated it and promises to write more often.

Everybody knows that he won´t.

I can´t stand that guy´s last post after six months without writing a word. He´s being annoyingly apoblogetic.

Apoblogetic by Manhatta September 12, 2009

yellow brick road apologetics 

Coined by Robert M. Price in "The Case Against The Case For Christ", derived from The Wizard of Oz.

Arguing for the truth of a controversial, often religiously significant claim by presupposing the truth of some other equally controversial claim.

"This is why, if apologists like William Lane Craig can get an opponent as far as admitting that Joseph of Arimathea probably did have Jesus interred in his own tomb, and if the women did probably visit the tomb, and that the tomb was probably found to be empty, he can press on to the conclusion that Bingo! Jesus must have risen from the dead! What they somehow do not see is that to argue thus is like arguing that the Emerald City of Oz must actually exist since, otherwise, where would the Yellow Brick Road lead?" -The Case Against The Case For Christ (p.209)

"The disciples clearly didn't hallucinate Jesus after the crucifixion since he allowed Thomas to poke his wounds and he shared bread with them. Simultaneous hallucinations involving multiple sensory modalities just don't happen."
"Yeah, that's just yellow brick road apologetics."

yellow brick road apologetics by justanotherusername May 3, 2021

Apologetics 

The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking ridiculous those things might be.

My apologetics class taught me all about how Moses's slaughter of the Amalekites was justified. I'm ready to teach Sunday School classes now.

Apologetics by Expat227 December 31, 2008

apologeimtic 

an adjective used to describe someone liable to apologising profusely and unnecessary when no one asked.

That weeb over there is so apologeimtic- needs to catch a shag for real.

apologeimtic by catastrophicallyspliffedup69 October 15, 2022

Apologetics 

A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence.

My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.

Apologetics by nethcev! November 22, 2005

Apologetics 

Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.

I looked at some Apologetics' web sites and every one of them was calling some other religion, if not several religions, a cult. If they really were cults, the Apologetics wouldn't have had to make such crap about them.

Apologetics by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Apologitis 

A person who is always apologising.

Side effects: Everyone else will tell you to stop apologising

Damn, you're always apologising. You must have apologitis.

Apologitis by cheesepwn March 28, 2019