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american school in london

This school is in london and is not horrible. People pay around £20,000 and it is a great school with laptops and stuff. Some people are afraid of getting mugged because they're rich.

Also known as: ASL
British rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: the american school in london
British rudeboy: lets mug em mates
(the student gets mugged)
ORRR.......
british rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: QK
British rudeboy: he is one of us

Leysin American School

One of the most expensive, elite, boarding schools in the world. Divided by nationalities, it is a school filled with rich loyal russians, an overload of loud mexicans and a fun group of brazilians and an invisible but huge group of chinese. Literally the chinese take most of the school up but no one notices. The school issues the stupidest infractions over coming to check in 1 min late. Although travel weekend or 'leave' keep the students sane with Java club, long weekends to Barcelona, Monaco, London and Paris. Get ready to have your student account drained by the Otts. Leysin American School is described as the getaway but also the prison.

The American School System 

The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.

Shanghai American School 

Shanghai American School = SAS = Stressed Asian School. That's all you need to know.

Has two campuses, Pudong is in a golf course with legit 0 stores for takeout in the 3k diameter, Puxi right across from a semi-dead mall with crappy entertainment but somehow parents still complain.

Teachers are getting worse, and your GPA really depends on your good luck in getting the right teacher. The school has a good record of sending kids to good colleges but that's more because of the parents than the teachers. But don't worry, if you are like me who has a shitty GPA below a 3.3, be assured that people with GPA lower than you from SAS got into colleges. Like Community College of Detroit.:)

Somehow this group of guys who binges on youtube in class and goes drinking weekly still have a 4.0. Maybe Asian moms.

Students have a weird pride that SAS is better than all the other international schools in Shanghai. They are not wrong.:)
A person from SMIC: "SMIC is a really good school."
A person from BISS: "BISS is a really good school."
A person from Concordia: "Concordia is a really good school."
A person from SAS: "Shanghai American School is the worst school ever!"

singapore american school 

1. The most expensive school in Singapore. Also the most notorious.
2. The daycare dungeon for the expat kid.
3. Where you have to be smart and wear a uniform.
1. Shit you go to SAS? you must be rich!
2. PLZ! I'll do anything, just don't make me go to Singapore American School.
3. Man, Norky busted me for wearing flip flops again.

Universal American School of Dubai (UAS) 

The world's most problematic High School, 2019.

Freshman: DRAMA. The guys in the grade think they're the shit when their faces are full of acne and unibrow, and their teeth look like traffic cones. Most problematic and undeveloped grade.

Sophomore: Probably the most unproblematic grade and the grade that is most in unison. other than all the girls in the grade smoking in the last bathroom stall together, they're okay.

Juniors: ART FREAKS. Think their style is the most amazing thing to grace this earth and most of them dream of going to UAL (University of Arts in London) Their grade is also very in unison. THEY LOVE THE SENIORS and like the Sophomores but HATE the freshman, They're so judgmental and rude to them.

Seniors: Love each other so much. Everyone is friends with everyone. Super sweet. All very mature and very developed. THEY LOVE THE JUNIORS.
"What school do you go to?"
"Universal American School of Dubai (UAS)"
"oh ok bye"
"why?"
"I've Heard how problematic the kids at UAS are, No thank you"