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A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber
Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown
Almond by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016
Janae a big ass almond
Almond by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017
Somone who act's like they're better than someone
Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond
Almond by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017
noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
Almond by wordwrestler December 18, 2018
if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
Almond by 🌭 the poo June 10, 2021
An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.