walking under a ladder 

if you do this, then get ready to be the witness of a car accident

"Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder." -Donut County

walking under a ladder by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 3, 2021

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS 

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS by weave November 3, 2003

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central 

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central 

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Wanking like a duck 

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

Wanking like a duck by tbop January 10, 2011

Walkin' like a sauerkraut 

V. The act of walking like a sauerkraut, and or being noticed as a sauerkraut in the act of walking.

Guy: Jen, I don't think I can go out with you anymore..

Jen: Why not!?

Guy: Well, every day in public I see you walkin' like a sauerkraut. It needs to stop, or its over!

Walkin' like a sauerkraut by Keblic July 8, 2007

grinning like a wanking jap 

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

grinning like a wanking jap by mad dog February 26, 2004