Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him 

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Tank a shark 

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

Tank a shark by use your shark name. February 3, 2010

bear holding a shark 

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

bear holding a shark by christofer1 May 17, 2014

there’s a shark in the water 

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

there’s a shark in the water by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

Bear with a shark by Adolf December 7, 2004

Bear Holding a Shark 

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

Bear Holding a Shark by Schooldick September 21, 2017