Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick 

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

strapping a fat lick 

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

strapping a fat lick by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

lick off a shot 

Bust a cap in somebody's ass

jerom was talkin mad shit so I had ta lick off a shot on his ass

lick off a shot by pacman-wrecka September 29, 2006

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker 

1000

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker by Omgiceagafm May 24, 2021

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

alicksander 

The name of a person who has matured young because he has been through a lot in life. Very respectful and knows how to manage all types of relationships. They are very caring and will do whatever it takes to try to make you happy before themselves. They also will have deep conversations and can keep secrets.

“That kid Alicksander is such a great person to talk to”

alicksander by xeilehaa November 26, 2018

smart-alick teacher 

the teachers who think they know something but they dont. and the teachers who think its okay to call a student "self-centered" or immature. well teachers, most of the time YOU are the one being immature and self-centered. teaching is not about being hateful towards your students. if you are going to do that please find a different job

Teacher: "you are so self-centered"
Student: "i dont appreciate being called that"
teacher: "dont tell me how to do my job"
student: (thinks in their head, "youre such a smart-alick teacher.....why do you even teach again?")

smart-alick teacher by innocent ADULT student November 8, 2011