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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
M.a.l.r is a turm used by thugs to describe making fast cash like doing a robbery ! On a buster who thinks they are about shit but really isn’t
Dam shits rough right now let’s go Do a m.l.a.r makin money like a robbery!!
m.l.a.r by k187c June 20, 2019

L.A.R.P. kiss

LARP stands for Live Action Role Playing

A LARP kiss is one given while doing LARP
Bethany gave Sydney a L.A.R.P. kiss since their characters are lovers.
L.A.R.P. kiss by buttmunchkin November 11, 2005

L.A.R.P. 

We're gunna have an awesome time L.A.R.P.ing out that battle scene!
L.A.R.P. by IcyDawn May 10, 2006

F.L.A.R. 

The rubric used to rate women. (Face, Legs, Ass, Rack) Each criteria is rated separately but is added all together in the end.
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12
Guy 1. Dude check out her! Shes a 10 on the F.L.A.R. scale.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.
F.L.A.R. by @@@###$$$%%% October 7, 2009
1.Residence of abnormally large penises. A house in Columbia Missouri founded by four MU students.

2. Also referred to as Rho Alpha Lambda Pi.
Girl 1: "I'm going to the R.A.L.P tonight."

Girl 2: "Better take some condoms."

Girl 1: "Yep, got some Force Flex trash bags."
R.A.L.P by The Hand$ April 30, 2011