mr.zingery 

An annoying self centered bastard who always yells at kids and make them pee there pants also an asshole

Why gotta be a mr.zingery?

mr.zingery by Kayes21 March 28, 2015

Zingers 

Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).

Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.

Zingers by Sheepherder37 August 2, 2018

Zinedine Zidane 

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

Zinedine Zidane by starky July 5, 2006

Zinedine Zidaned 

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

Zinedine Zidaned by shanav May 26, 2010

Zanged 

To be ripped off. Making a profit out of someone's loss. Usually drug related

Bob: I just bought a zoot for £15 from my dealer
Steven: No way bro! You've been zanged, a zoot is only worth £5

Zanged by Essig December 21, 2016

pardon my zinger 

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

pardon my zinger by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015