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Your MAMA 

It's your mom or you can make funny/goofy ahh jokes about the other person's mom
Guy 1: Your mama is so fat
Guy 2: how is my mom fat
Guy 1: when she jumped in the ocean a tsunami happened
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your MAMA by bamer2222 November 25, 2022

Your mama ain't got no socks 

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."
Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

Your mama obama 

Your mama obama means that your mama looks just like obama she has a nice ass but she is too fat and no one likes her if someone says your mama obama that means that your adopted because who would want to date your mom
"stop that drama"
"YOUR MAMA OBAMA"
"(cries)"

Your Mama Said That Shit too last night 

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)

your mama's house 

When your being sarcastic about answering silly irrelevant questions
Where are you going ? your mama's house .

obama and your mama 

A remark that will get the shit kicked out of you in any redneck bar. An insult about some one's mother that can't be tolerated.
What happened to John? He said obama and your mama to Judy and she kicked his ass.