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Withered Cake Hag 

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
Withered Cake Hag by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010

withered dick 

an old man, or one that appears to be old
That withered dick keeps staring at us.
withered dick by werepoodle January 27, 2007

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.
Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

withered old beast 

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas
He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

withered chica 

withered chica by alice cox September 6, 2021

Withered freddy 

The pre-fnaf 1 variant of Freddy fazbear, was used to make you freddy
Guy 1: did you hear night 2? Guy 2: no, withered Freddy got me