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noun: military in origin, derisive term for a personal or administrative assistant to a flag-grade officer (colonels, generals, navy captains or admirals). The term refers to a support or staff role, as opposed to an individual in a line or operations position in an organization. In the corporate world, this term may refer to someone in a personnel/human resources or accounting role, as opposed to someone in a sales, manufacturing, or engineering role.
"The HR weenies that come up with these policies have never set foot in a customer's facility. No wonder they don't have a clue..."
weenie by speedstan February 23, 2010
a dork, a dweeb. Not necessarily a bad thing.
see mims,mimszinski
don't be such a weenie
weenie by daniul webstir April 29, 2005
The combination of a nerd and a huge baby. Puts a hault on cool things because theyre scared or worried about something dumb. Whines constantly about everything. Will probably cry when put under pressure.
We could have made it to that dope house show, if Sarah's boyfriend hadn't been such a WEENIE about it.
Weenie by N0ia September 6, 2016
weenies are boys who take girls for granted, can't see how great they are and run away from their problems, they are supa cute but evil small small weeines
girl 1 - oh my he is so cute

girl 2 - oh no that's paul the weenie you cant like him he is a weenie
weenie by Alaskan bull worm 1107 November 19, 2019
a teenage male who cares more about his bromance than his girlfriend, still uses AIM, and pretends he has a giant weenie even though it is actually not that big
person one: look him, he just ran past his gf to see his best friend!
second person: what a weenie
weenie by MonkeyCheeseGrace March 7, 2011