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Goldberg Website 

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."
Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.
Goldberg Website by The Ceej February 16, 2013

Fall Back Website 

Whenever you're on a website you probably shouldn't be on or are embarrassed to be on and have another normal website tabbed.
Ginny was watching female porn on her computer while her roommate was out, but had MySpace tabbed for her fall back website in case her roommate came in unexpectedly.

left handed website 

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.
left handed website by b0ng April 3, 2003

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE 

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

Vampire Bat Website 

A website whose content exists primarily from the manual or automated aggregation of advertisements for personal services, user profiles, text, and photos from other more legitimate, established websites. These sites also have a general disregard for copyright as a concept and continuously steal or aggregate new content from all over the internet in an attempt to bring their site to the critical mass point of being a site that people might actually pay to utilize. These sites are also often operated by people who when contacted are generally unhelpful, or slow to remove infringing content if they will remove it at all.
If you go to any of the following you will see a good example of the type of site I am talking about;
mylife.com, pipl.com, manta.com, intellius.com, city-data.com, peekyou.com, profileengine.com
All of these sites display the common characteristics of a Vampire Bat Website.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫