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Waterford Whores 

Closely affiliated with a mysterious organization that in some respects doesnt exist that definately is not referred to as 'The Bro'

These women are grimy and will rip your heart out. Also very greedy and easy to achieve basic lustful needs.

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Waterford 

A small town in Southeastern Connecticut consisting of the Crystal Mall, a movie theater, and a few restaurants/stores. Known for having lame parties which ALWAYS get busted because Waterford kids are lame and don't know how to party. Girls are known for being crazy, fake, bitchy, and slutty and the guys are full of themselves, potheads, and get with every girl in the same click, or any girl they can for that matter. People there are mostly middle to lower class who think they are better then the rest of the world, when they are really insecure so they feel they need to act like tough guys. Maybe the rest of southeastern CT would like them if they pulled the stick out of their asses. It is rare you will find a decent person in Waterford, but they do exist.
-Hey let's party in Waterford tonight!
-Why, so we can watch sloppy girls stand in the corner texting all night?
Waterford by EL Vikings December 3, 2010

Waterford 

A small town in New York. Its in Saratoga County, near Albany. Mostly scumbags, and dirty kids. Some rich people near the Halfmoon area. Its mostly famous for the canal. Every September they have a "Canal Fest" where all the kids meet up and smoke pot, while all the adults shop around. There are two schools in Waterford, Waterford Halfmoon, and St. Marys. St. Marys if full of cocky ass little kids, while Waterford is a pretty chill school. The kids in Waterford mostly think they are so cool cause they smoke, but reallly they just make themselves even more scummier. Few black kids, a ton of white kids. Its a pretty cool place to live/visit though.
"oh man, i live in Waterford, damn its so cool here besides the scumbags!"
Waterford by you are my destiny January 31, 2010

Waterford High 

Waterford High is the worst high school to be its full of literal heroin addicted kids and they need there nic 24/7. It’s also full of TikTok famous weirdos that disrespect there parents. And you can’t forget the basic bitches with there hydro flasks that never stfu. Every Waterford High student think there in a gang or something they are always doing some dumb shit.
There is no sentence to explain this shitty ass school Waterford High

Waterford 

lots' o' Water .... if you like party on a boat on the lake in the summer then... iceskating, snowmobile riding in the winter...picking pumpkins in the fall and enjoy garden in the spring this is the place for you... It is somewhat by detriot like 20mins away but isnt like detriot
Alexia: where should I move i wanna be by a lake

olivia:ahh.... you should move to waterford

Waterford Necktie

Similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie where one deposits a long turd during dismounting towards females feet.
After I finished with the Cincinnati Bowtie I left a six inch Waterford Necktie between her tits!!!

waterford highschool 

Waterford Highschool is a school in CT full of wanna be gangsters and pot-heads if you go to waterford there is a 90% chance any human you meet smokes or thinks that they are ghetto. It is the town most hated by surounding towns... Such as New London, East Lyme, Stonington ETC.
Those kids are fags they probably go to Waterford Highschool