Walgreens Moment 

A point in time where the lack of both ambient noise and normal human interaction renders a certain environment unbearable.

"Dude hobby lobby was so fucking bright and quiett that I had a walgreens moment, I had to get the fuck out of there.

Walgreens Moment by Walt Konas March 7, 2011

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

walgreens special by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

Walgreens Run 

Frantically making a trip to Walgreens for Plan B after ejaculation inside of a female then learning she is not on birth control.

" What was that pulsating feeling inside of me?"
"uhhh"
"oh fuck! Let's make a Walgreens run!!"

Walgreens Run by Junior76 November 26, 2011

Walgreens Internet 

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

Walgreens Internet by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

Walgreens World 

An overly perfect world.

Can be used to sarcastically describe a situation that could never be, pertaining to your situation.

Ex. Sarcastically belittling a cop by saying that a Walgreens World would still abide by the entrapment law. But thats a Walgreens World. Then accepting your ticket, and allowing the little black and white piggy to go about his/her power hugry, quota filling ways.

A Walgreens world is where cops don't like to fill quotas.
A Walgreens world is where Scantrons cheat themselves.
A Walgreens world is where politicians are for the people.
A Walgreens world is where racism is frowned upon as well I the idea of religion.

Walgreens World by Ideology June 10, 2011

So walgreens 

When something is kinda shitty, but pretty awesome in its shittiness, like Mentholated Newports.
Also mostly refers to shitty off-brand versions of various things that you can only find at Walgreen's or your local supermarket.
Not to be confused with brandless items, such as orange drank.

Dude, you seriously drink "No Fear"? Shit's SO Walgreens.

So walgreens by Monosyllabic December 17, 2008

Dear Walgreens 

A website created for people who have observed strange happenings at the drugstore chain Walgreens, and feel the need to alert management (in the snarkiest and rudest way possible) as to the situation.

Dear Walgreens: I think it’s racist that you segregate your hair products based on if they were made for black hair or for everybody else’s.

Dear Walgreens by thehousegirlfriend July 9, 2011