waffle crapper 

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

waffle crapper by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

waffle crapper 

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

waffle crapper by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

waffle crapper 

A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.

Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.

waffle crapper by Brnk365 November 9, 2005

waffle crapper 

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

waffle crapper by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

Waffleslapper

The act of slapping a women on the face of her vagina causing bruising and squirting.

Susan: "Josh you're a total waffleslapper".

Josh: "I made you pee tho".

Susan: "It did feel really good".

Waffleslapper by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018