Vitalija 

A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.

David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.

Vitalija by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018

Vitali 

Vitali

A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.

Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!

Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.

Vitali by Imouttie! December 20, 2017

Vitalina 

Only the best person in the entire world!

Vitalina is considered to be awesome.

Vitalina by Fan#8000 March 11, 2011

Vitale 

a beautiful person who is considerate caring and giving. angelic and just downright amazing!

wow look at that beautiful girl over there, that has to be a Vitale!

Vitale by mahabah jababa December 5, 2011

Vitalina 

A beautiful woman who smart and kind

A vitalina makes the best Portuguese food ever

Vitalina by Friend's for life June 10, 2018

Vitalian 

A gay virgin

Raymond is such a Vitalian. He’s stuck in the closet with only his hand and some lotion.

Vitalian by LindaLinda! June 24, 2021

vitalibomb 

The act of farting in the bowl of the toilet so hard that your remove water from the John splashing it into your b hole, then farting once more later in the day creating the king of all wet farts.

1.I vitalibombed my whole fucking class today, never felt better.
2. she vitalibombed during sex, enough to knock me off the bed.
3. If she dirty dolphins she is bound to vitalibomb next .
4. My RA vitalibomed and I lost hearing in my left ear.

vitalibomb by Phillupmycup October 8, 2013