A college basketball annoucer for ESPN that kisses every good teams' ass.He is annoying and yet funny at the same time.He uses stupid phrases like Diaper Dandy, PTP'er(Prime Time Player) and my personal favorate HE'S A SKYWALKER(always yelled).
Also known as Dickie V.
Jim: Did you watch that Duke and North Carolina game?
Bob: Yea Dick Vitale was kissing JJ Redick's ass even though he was sucking.
Jim: Well he always does that.
Bob: But JJ bounced a shot of the corner of the backboard though.
Jim: ...Oh I thought he only liked things when they are good.
when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".
guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her
A famous drag queen/sex change boy named Vitale. He's big in the underground tranny scene. Has an asian look about him in the face, about 260 pounds and flamboyantly dressed. Gives sexual favors for food stamps.
An odd mangina penis boy who stays in every weekend. Swears off sexual relatlions due to something being wrong with their manhood. Gets nervous easily and is a wallflower.
Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08
Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...
a bi girl who is super loud all the time and often says stuff she doesnt regret but should. she is currently straight but who knows, once the amazing charlie has left the playing field is open. very drunk all the time and very funny. often asks what the fuck 'that face' is for'