Strong, Confident, athletic, has the beauty of a goddess, not vain, well versed in the TRUTH, gentle spirit yet not to be toyed with. She has a smile that will melt sadness away, yet is a mighty warrior when the need arises. One who glides on glass-like surfaces. A friend that everyone wants, yet few get close enough to discover the treasure that is Valisha.

"She seems a little rough around the edges, but I really see a Valisha in there"

Valisha by whatsupwhitchya77 February 13, 2010

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Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.

Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏

Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019

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paolo valisari

A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.

"Sergei: Paolo Valisari cannot sing music. Now he must face music."

paolo valisari by Lightning McKachow January 17, 2017

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Vallia

A super hero. The most amazing girl anyone will ever meet in the existence of bacon, guacamole, and the history of the world. A Vallia is the type of person who will never let you down, no matter what you ask her to do. She's wonderfully beautiful, amazing, and will always find a way to make you smile. A Vallia is probably the closest thing to perfect you'll ever find, even if she doesn't realize it herself.
In short, meet a Vallia.

How's that girl you were talking to?
She's cool, but she's not a Vallia.

Vallia by Jim Explodeelu June 1, 2013

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