Uncle Joe 

The one uncle that gives away money and has a wierd obsesion with airplanes.

Hurry children, hide in your rooms! Uncle joe is at the door!

Uncle Joe by TheManOfTheWise February 27, 2015

Uncle joe 

Uncle Joe is a sick person he will smash anyone and anything that move. He will eat you newborns and suck all the juices out of your sister he will literally stick his wood log up your ass and then smash your inside out then blow you the other way out he will take the kids to be shot out back and will bone your step mom till she has enough kids to fill a school bus then he'll drive it into the Pacific ocean

Ohhh uncle Joe why is it sooooo big

Uncle joe by I want the Kermit Fry's November 18, 2019

Uncle Joe 

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

Uncle Joe by Thanos did nothing wrong November 8, 2019

Uncle joe 

What is that cylinder in the blanket Joe... Joe? JOOEEEE STOP

Uncle Joe why ur pp go up

Uncle joe by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

uncle joe 

On the Rag.

That bitch is being Wack it must be time for uncle joe to visit

uncle joe by xxcrowzxx January 26, 2004

Uncle Joe 

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.

How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.

Uncle Joe by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

Uncle Joe's basement by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020