UCAS

University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.

"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"

Bastards.

by Bone Idle Student March 3, 2005

UCAS Terror

UK: The nervousness and fear that accompanies waiting for universities to reply to offers.

OMG, I can't stand the UCAS terror any more!

by Obnoxious_Z October 19, 2010

UCAP

Up close and personal... getting to know somebody "intimately"

Daaaang man, we was just foolin' around when she pulled down my pants and shit got all UCAP.

by Mashley August 25, 2006

UCAS-whoring

Doing extra-curricular activities for the sole purpose of improving your UCAS form.

Person A: I hear you did sound for the play last night.
Person B: Yeah, it was really boring though.
Person A: Oh right, just UCAS-whoring then?
Person B: Pretty much

by tune nipe ht November 17, 2009

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011

ucapachesta

Sneezing, burping and farting simultaneously.

Collette sprinkled pepper on the rest of her beans and ucapachesta-ed, causing Rose to holler, "You nasty stank bitch! Excuse yourself for our precious Lord's sake!"

by Seany73 November 11, 2006

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013