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Koopa Troopa shoring

The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!

Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
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Troup Strike 

n. A bowling term meaning to gutter (get zero pins) on the first ball and get all ten pins on the second ball. Made famous by an Austin, TX league bowling legend who excelled at this particular feat.
Way to fall into the lane on your first throw and then still end up with a Troup Strike!
Troup Strike by Hoagie Ghost March 23, 2009

crack troops 

special military troops.

Synonyms: elite troops, rapid deployment troops, special troops, storm troops.

(Believe it or not, it has nothing to do with crack cocaine. This term has been used since before jesus was born. Sun Tzu, the man who wrote "The Art of War" well over 2000 years ago used this term in his writings. Of course, back then, people who used the coca plant didn't call it crack.)

This term was simply based on the analogy that employing these troops could create "cracks" in an enemy's military structure or strategy.
"Do not follow a feigned retreat. Do not attack crack troops" -Sun Tzu "The Art of War" (the book on Armed Struggle)
crack troops by adam28781206 January 19, 2011

cherry troops 

These are military troops who have not drawn enemy blood in combat.
After that attack, we don't have many more cherry troops.
cherry troops by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

troopsome 

noun. A troopsome is when a guy has sex with his little cousin and her entire girl scout troop.
My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his cousint, then took her and her girl scout troop back to his place for a full out troopsome.
troopsome by OOOOO BILLLLY December 29, 2007

support our troops 

by far the most successful propaganda catch phrase in American history

If you don't support the war, than people assume that you don't support the troops either, and for that you must be a selfish, malignant coward who doesn't respect the sacrifice that these amazing men and women apparently give for our freedom

Unfortunately the average American citizen is so brainwashed by mainstream news that they do not even realize that this is propaganda
John: I don't support the wars in the middle east. they're all completely blatant examples of imperialism
Jack: OMGWTF YOU DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
support our troops by pasta776 March 17, 2012

troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.