Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011

tootsie nips 

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

tootsie nips by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013

the totsuki hello

A phrase uttered by Dojima Gin in Food MENT episode 5, an obvious, and hilariously terrible parody of Shokugeki no Soma. He explicitly tells Soma and us, the viewers on YouTube, not to look it up on Urban Dictionary, and then there is a scene cut to Gin flexing his muscles while listening to unrecognizable music.

Dojima Gin: "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!! So the first victim has arrived. I warn you boy, if you take another step into my dojo, I'm going to have to show you what it means to experience 'The Totsuki Hello.' DON'T LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!"

the totsuki hello by DojimaGin906 April 21, 2018

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tootski 

Slang for cocaine.

Code word used by Bill Murray in early SNL scenes. Wearing sunglasses and acting shady, he'd offer "tootski", then quickly glance around for any narcs, hold a straw to the bump, and say "Go!".

tootski by matatopa January 1, 2010