toastergasm 

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

toastergasm by llymbass July 22, 2007

Toastersexuality 

Being attracted to toasters.

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.

Toastersexuality by Arandomboi July 23, 2018

toasterist 

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts

𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!

toasterist by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021

Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.

Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!

Toastersexual by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012

Toasters 

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

Toasters by unknown413235 January 3, 2010

ToasterSteve 

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

ToasterSteve by thoribae October 11, 2018

toasters, the 

The original and greatest American ska band of all time.

Reel Big Fish is nothing compared to the blinding ska power of The Toasters. See, ska power is a play on words for raw power... hehehe

toasters, the by Rauko April 16, 2004