theory bait 

An aspect of a story (typically seen in video games) that is vague and seems mysterious, eluding to a grand payoff when in reality it lacks substance and is purely there to bait the community into making theories and wild speculations therefore creating a better narrative than the original author could have made themselves.

I wanted to make popular a video game, but don't know how to write a compelling story so I made theory bait instead and the community wrote the story for me.

theory bait by MattWatson December 21, 2019

theory of relativity in arkansas

everybody is related

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

theory of relativity in arkansas by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 17, 2022

Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

Theory of compensation by Snake May 14, 2005

Theory of a nickelcreed 

A name for most/all generic modern rock on the radio. Characterized by raspy vocals, forgettable guitar riffs, and big, catchy choruses.

Change the channel, some Theory of a nickelcreed just came on.

Theory of a nickelcreed by senor mcbadass March 10, 2010

Theory of Subatomic Elves 

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.

Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Theory of Stan 

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.

Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."

Theory of Stan by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010