spying on the starfish 

after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper

after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."

spying on the starfish by montford11 May 31, 2006

pet the starfish 

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

pet the starfish by Crazy Ed December 9, 2008

Petting the Starfish 

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

Petting the Starfish by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

rattle the starfish 

To make a loud noise with ones chocolate starfish (anus) in such a way that others can hear said event.

I was in the grocery and totally "Rattle the Starfish" next to this nasty bitch giving me the stink eye.

rattle the starfish by dogleg1 February 1, 2014

stabbing the starfish

the act of rectal penatration/ butt sex as a sexual act to stimulate the prostate therefore making the person ejaculate widly.

yo last night i wrote this paper for my humanities class and my teacher read it then, i started stabbing the starfish like it was my job!!!

stabbing the starfish by evan wilbur December 9, 2007

The Rock-Starfish 

The Rock-Starfish... splash a lil Sprite on your girls butthole, toss a handfull of PopRocks onto it and vuala, a Rock-Starfish!

The Rock-Starfish...It'll satisfy your sweet tooth, and her!

The Rock-Starfish by Louie from EPT August 9, 2010

starfish the bed 

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

starfish the bed by mantrum November 22, 2017