blessing the bathroom 

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

blessing the bathroom by Nappets October 8, 2011

The Popes blessing 

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

The Popes blessing by Throblowe June 24, 2016

Blessing the Tea 

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

Blessing the Tea by poopygrim February 21, 2011

Blessing the bottle 

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

Blessing the bottle by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022

Blessing the sack 

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

Blessing the sack by rammy l October 17, 2021

The Rafiki's blessing 

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

The Rafiki's blessing by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011

Blessing of the beef 

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.

1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.

Blessing of the beef by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012