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Smudge The Blades 

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
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blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.
I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

blake the steak 

by definition
1. A child whom is not into sporting activities
2. An artist who does the "graffiti"

but by our definiton
1. the only genuine hipster in the world
2. doesn't need sports because this person is too bomb
3. one who knows too many cool words that the friend has to continually use this website
"that party last night was blaking the steaking"
"that kid is a total blake the steak. he dont need no.....SPORTITATION!"

blake the steak by lucyliuhu February 21, 2008

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake
Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central 

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central