the zombie

When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.

Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.

the zombie by czech March 4, 2004

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the zombie

as you are finishing during oral, cum in her eyes. quickly follow with a swift karate chop to the throat. she'll chase you blind with her arms out like a zombie moaning

: So Zach did she feel you last night?

: No, we didn't fuck cuz i gave her the zombie and she was fuckng pissed!

the zombie by Yourmomlovesthezombie January 16, 2007

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Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

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A variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.

dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she's pissed at me now.

the zombie by zapree June 28, 2008