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x marks the spot 

You let cookies and cream ice cream melt in your mouth, reserving a large cookie piece. Each person in the circle sticks out their tongues and the person with the largest cookie piece, or x marks the spot, wins the round.
Kelly: Your cookie is bigger than mine.
Shannon: X marks the spot!

x marks the spot 

shaving ones pubes like an X
x marks the spot!
x marks the spot by meow April 29, 2004

x marks the spot 

This is when you bury some poor soul in the sand usually at the beach with their face exposed then you drop your drawers and you take a huge shit on their face.
Billy: Did you see that?
John: Huh?
Billy: That kid had shit all over his face.
John: Oh, that's an "x marks the spot."
x marks the spot by ericpimp October 15, 2006

"X" marks the spot 

a sex position when two chairs are put facing eachother and the male sits down on one and the woman sits on the adjacent chair and move closer to eachother till penetration is reached.
I broke the chair my grandma made for me when i was little, becuase me and my girl were doin the "X" marks the spot all day while my mom was baking.
"X" marks the spot by poopi pants December 28, 2007

The Sliding X Position 

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."

The Sliding X Position 

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"