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the willisp 

the willisp is a chubby chubkin with hugely oversized cheeks that wobble when he speaks, a slight lisp may occur when speaking but this is a good thing because it adds comic value to serious things. it is not a good idea to cross the willisp because he will set out a shrill scream that will make your ears bleed

It's not serva, its conserva.
ayy yo maynn, look its the willisp

yee dawg, he is such a chubkin boii

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The Willie Bobo 

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.
The Willie Bobo by Road hustler September 6, 2022

wax the willie 

Another way of saying to jack off
or to recieve a hand job
orginated by a one reid of concord CA, hes a great guy also made up fag nancy
bro the sub we had on thursday damn id like her wax my willie
bro i was so bored last saturday i waxed the willie like 18 times
sorry i cant hang out today i have to wax the willie
wax the willie by reid ye ye May 19, 2006

hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.
I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.
get the willie by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017

Livin’ the Willie Way

a term used in the south for smoking weed. started by country singer and weed advocate, Willie Nelson.
Jake: Yo dude, I was livin’ the willie way last weekend!
Taylor: Lucky! I wish i could be livin the willie way.

The Bruce Willis 

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com
"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina
The Bruce Willis by see-rod June 12, 2012