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The Sneaky Turner 

When engaged in doggy style sex the male fakes ejaculation and the female, thinking sex is over, turns to face him and receives a swift cum shot to the face.
Last night I was having mundane sex and just to spice things up pulled The Sneaky Turner.

the sneaky amigo 

when you are having intercourse with a girl in the dark, have your friend hide in the closet and once you pull out have your friend replace you secretively
lsat night me and john gave your mom the sneaky amigo

The sneaky salamander 

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can
Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

The Sneaky Howard 

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

The sneaky White Ninja 

When a girl finishes giving you a blowie, and tries to initiate an open mouth kiss while still sporting cum breath.
Nicole is all ragging cause she went for the sneaky white ninja and I denied her.

the sneaky juan 

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.
I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.
the sneaky juan by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019