V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

Packing the Musket by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

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Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.

The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed

Pack the Musket by Megawattz August 1, 2009

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Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

Loading the Musket by jdodds January 20, 2015

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Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

Loading the Musket by Phondooky April 25, 2006

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