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beat the mess 

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
beat the mess by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015
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what the mess 

“what the mess” a term used mostly by the man himself gavin nelson !! he uses it because he cant say WHAT THE FUCK and needs a solution to the pain without cursing...
what the mess by bigmassiveboi72 August 29, 2019

Boo Boo the Mess 

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.
" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."
Boo Boo the Mess by Miss Allen June 11, 2008

dez the mess 

dez the mess
aka deez nuts
dez the mess:
hey dez
oh wait, deez nuts?

Boo Boo the Mess 

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort, often after an embarrassing situation.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.
" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."
Boo Boo the Mess by Ms. Allen June 10, 2008

Keen for the mess 

When your keen no matter the outcome.
Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯
Keen for the mess by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

mess with the best die like the rest 

Mess with the best die like the rest!