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The Maesters 

The Maesters are an evil cabal!!!
The Maesters by blinkusclink April 28, 2024

the black mages 

the completely awesome band that does almost all the music for all the final fantasy games.
Kevin: Did you listen to "those who fight further" by the black mages?
Me: Yea, it rocked!

The IT Maestro 

The person whose passion in life it to teach and show business how to best leverage technology to gain a technical avantage for their business
The IT Maestro implemented a new billing system for our business allowing our staff to focus more on selling new products and services than the billing function.
The IT Maestro by The IT Maestro February 4, 2010

The Mystic Maestro 

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right
The Mystic Maestro by Chrantom September 17, 2020

Majesty of the Seas 

An awesome ship travelling the Caribbean on 4 day cruises, stopping at Nassau, Bahamas, Cococay, Bahamas, Key West, Florida, and finally back to Miami. The only flaw is that it goes by too fast.
I still keep in touch with the great friends I made on Majesty of the Seas.
Majesty of the Seas by You Know April 11, 2004

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.
screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks