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The Lewis Clark 

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.
Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!

The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.
Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.

The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum
Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".
Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!
The Jerry Lewis by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010

the mat lewis experience 

highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc

The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"

The HOT Lewenski 

Having sex with a chick... making a turd and putting it in her mouth like a cigar
I was doing this chick.. after I finished..... she was passed out and I gave her a HOT Lewenski
The HOT Lewenski by B Johnson October 1, 2004