the knee slappers 

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.

Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"

the knee slappers by A knee slapper April 6, 2013

The Knee of Divine Wrath 

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.

Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.

The Knee of Divine Wrath by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession

Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.

bend the knee by Furbag November 14, 2016

Off the knee

Taking something with a grain of salt

I was with my girlfriend and she brought up an ex and I said that’s off the knee

Off the knee by RangerRick21 December 16, 2022

arrow in the knee 

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a memorable quote originating from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. An often repeated stock line throughout the game, it went on to inspire the snowclone “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

Largely owing to the positive reception of Skyrim, “I Took An Arrow To The Knee” eventually became perceived as a hyper-saturated cliche, similar to “The Cake Is A Lie” from the puzzle action game Portal. In response to the indiscriminate usage of the phrase, some fans of the game began posting satirical animations and image macros criticizing its hackneyed nature.

It is also argued that Taking an arrow in the knee is a Nordic saying meaning "Getting married." Thus, "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee," actually means that getting married ended his adventuring career.

I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you...then I got married.

arrow in the knee by Cespanar June 23, 2013

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

Arrow to the Knee 

A phenomenon that occurs when you're stopped in your tracks or cease to do something that you used to: popularised in today's culture by Skyrim with the famous phrase "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." iterated by guards that pop up in the game. Since Skyrim's release it has found popular use around the interweb, having been parodied thousands of times in youtube videos and comments it has become a meme. The phrase can be applied to any everyday situation by "I used to .... but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"I used to post definitions on urban dictionary, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

Arrow to the Knee by hugphenson December 4, 2011