what the jeff?
another phrase for what the fuck? used popularly in lenape and other central bucks schools... losers
what the jeff? by Jessa March 1, 2005
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Doing the Jeff Matika
Being part of a famous group but no one knows your name and you don't get any fame at all. This phenomenon is usually found at bassists.
Doing the Jeff Matika by Lidelalo October 8, 2017
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Jeff the Killer
An original horror character who has spawned countless knockoffs and has been turned into some sort of sex icon by crazy fangirls
Jeff the Killer by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
Jeff the killer
Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually acompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner. The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep".
Jeff the killer by MadPenguinKING October 9, 2013
Jeff the killer
Jeff the killer is a creepypasta that has bunches of fangirls/fanboys *wink-wink nudge-nudge* that think if they ever meet Jeff he will spare them from their death for whatever reason and spontaneously fall in love with them and become their boyfriend because the world is fucking crazy enough as is and it's all ready a giant wattpad story why not add that too
Jeff the killer by xlilfinn February 7, 2022
The Spanish Jeff
–noun, plural -fes /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."
Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
The Spanish Jeff by Chotchkies May 18, 2009
Jeff the killer
How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.
Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Jeff the killer by Emo_Gay_Bish May 18, 2022