Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra 

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

the hydro pump 

the sexual act of taking two fists and pumping them in and out of the vagina

man jay daddy took the hydro pump like a pro

the hydro pump by stankyvag May 1, 2009

The Hydraulic Press 

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

The Hydraulic Press by Video Person January 17, 2021

Hydrating the desk 

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

Hydrating the desk by Phil228 July 6, 2015

kick the fire hydrant 

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

kick the fire hydrant by SirStephen February 8, 2012

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style 

An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it

P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"

P2: "aight Br0 sure"

Time: "aight im finna head out adios"

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style by Spider-Boah October 30, 2020