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the honey spliff 

'honey spliff' is when you roll a joint, coat it with a mixture of honey and freshly ground marijuana, preferably dank. you then put it on foil and then put it on a oven tray and then into an oven until the joint starts to brown for about five minutes. take it out, sit back, watch a movie and enjoy your flight :)

A honey sliff ususally burns at a slower rate, tastes much sweeter and gets you alot more lifted than the standard spliff
Pablo: Yo man i got them cheeseburgers mann'

Mani: Yo man you mean the honey spliff? LOL you leanin
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the honeycomb 

A big groupchat of intellectual buzzing larries on twitter. They all have cancel kinks and a hot fancam. Everyone wants to be a part of it, and they are all extremely smart.
A: "Is that person from the honeycomb gc?"
B: "yes omg that's himi."
the honeycomb by streamcoldblooded November 17, 2020

Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea 

Meaning When you usually Spill The Tea but it's not as Hot as the Tea usually or if it not really interesting tea to spill and you just wanna say it you would say Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea
Katie: I need to Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea!
Asha: Okay Spill the uninteresting tea

The Honey Garlic 

Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'
"I totally did the honey garlic on this bitch last night bro."

Jumped the honey badger 

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.
"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.
Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009

Milkin' the honey

Being so completely amazing at basketball, you just take your time and keep scoring away because no one can touch you.
Oliver and I were playing basketball after work just milkin' the honey.
Milkin' the honey by T2kizz September 23, 2010