hassel to the hoff
hassel to the hoff by the birds and trees February 27, 2007
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The Hoffy
a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.
Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
The Hoffy by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008
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The Hoffman
when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
The Hoffman by b dwys September 13, 2007
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The Dustin Hoffman
I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus
Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman
The Dustin Hoffman by Javster Gonzalez October 17, 2008